Posh Test - Take Our Fun Quiz To See If One Is Proper Posh

Now, for this here test to give an indication of your type, you have to answer truthfully, no matter how distressing the potential outcome could be to your sensibility! Choose the option closest to your true feelings / behaviour / instincts if you wants to really see what you're truly like. See if one is a true pony riding, champagne swigging, caviar scoffing toffster.

Once you've done the test you can copy and paste the bit of html code into your website to proudly display how Posh you are. Or not, as the case may be!

Chav Mum's Posh Test
If one isn't a Chav, is one a toff? Take the test to find out...

Question: 1. Can you ride a horse?
Yes
No

Question: 2. Have you ever been on a bus?
Yes
No

Question: 3. At home, do you have a different set of cutlery for guests?
Yes
No

Question: 4. Do you take off your shoes before you enter your house?
Yes
No

Question: 5. Have you ever paid extra for a first class ticket?
Yes
No

Question: 6. Do you pronounce garage 'garahhj'?
Yes
No

Question: 7. Have you ever had a room called the 'study' in your house?
Yes
No

Question: 8. Do you own a land rover? (which has never seen mud)
Yes
No

Question: 9. Do you have a mantelpiece?
Yes
No

Question: 10. Have you ever seen a polo game?
Yes
No

Question: 11. Do you eat your evening meal at the dinner table?
Yes
No

Question: 12. Have you ever had a ski lesson?
Yes
No

Question: 13. Do you own a barbour jacket and/or green hunter wellies?
Yes
No

Question: 14. Did you call your parents 'mummy' and 'daddy' after the age of 10?
Yes
No

Question: 15. Does your household own more than one car?
Yes
No

Question: 16. Does your house have a name rather than a number?
Yes
No

Question: 17. Do you hide your spare loo roll under decorative covers?
Yes
No

Question: 18. Do you or any of your friends have double-barrelled surnames?
Yes
No

Question: 19. Have you ever been to the ballet/opera?
Yes
No

Question: 20. Do you have a real christmas tree at christmas?
Yes
No

Question: 21. Do you read the tabloids?
Yes
No

Question: 22. Have you ever bought jewellery from a catalogue?
Yes
No

Question: 23. Do you know how to use a bidet?
Yes
No

Question: 24. Have you ever used a french phrase in casual conversation?
Yes
No

Question: 25. Do any of your friends have a title? (other than Mr/Mrs/Dr/etc)
Yes
No

Question: 26. Do you know a 'Rupert' or a 'Philippa'?
Yes
No

Question: 27. Do you have your papers delivered?
Yes
No

Question: 28. Do you do your food shopping at Sainsbury's/Marks & Spencers?
Yes
No

Question: 29. Do you keep carrier bags?
Yes
No

Question: 30. Do you wear a fashion scarf/pashmina?
Yes
No

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