Welcome To Chav Mum's Posh Test - Take Our Fun Quiz...

I say old pal, so one believes one is posh? Do you dream of finding your partner during 'The Season'? Do you enjoy classical music in a dinner jacket? Do you have dinner off china rather than tea off your lap? Is sex something that only the oiks do and something to fear? Do you find the policies of the Conservative Party utterly agreeable? Have you read Shakespeare since leaving school? Do you know the importance of manners?

Could be that you is a posh knob. There's only one way to be sure, and that's to do test on this here site. Whether you are posh or not, once you've done the test you get a badge of honour that you can put on your own website - and as you're posh, you probably own several.

Whatever happens, amuse one's self with these tests, and please remember they are only meant for fun and not to be taken too seriously. If you comes up positive for Poshness and blow all your money on fancy things, Chav Mum cannot be held responsible for setting free the inner toff.

The World Famous Posh Test!

If you say 'Pardon Me' when you fart in front of the kids or if you ride a pony to the Finest section in Tesco, then the chances are you is an uppity posh type. If you want to confirm this, try the fun Posh Test and if it turns out conclusive, one is obliged to add a posh notice one's website about the Queen.

Take the Posh Test Here

Is You Not Posh But Chav?

The Posh Test may be inconclusive. You may fail miserably - if so, Chav Mum recommends you try the Chav Test, it may clarify things for you and explain your fondness for lager, swearing and designer sportswear. Put on the web here for your entertainment, there's no shame in being a Chav. Do the test then wear you badge with pride like a big old logo on your webspace.

Take the Chavs Test Here

Chav Mums' Very Own Chav Mum Test!

Specially prepared by the fine hands of Shazza, some questions that will have you scratching your head as you try to figure out if your fit to push a pram around the estate or rich enough to get someone to push it for you. Men are welcome to try this also, but as most bloke Chav's are seldom found near their offspring, they may find it a little tricky.

Take The Chav Mum Test Here

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If you like wasting time with fun quizzes, then check out some of the other unique quizzes we offer - test to see if you're Weird, a Crazy Frog fan, Bingo Loopy or an Office Annoyance:

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